Cunnilingus

First and foremost, allow me to apologize for the inclement blue balls caused by my provocative, yet, subtle title.

The word cunnilingus is literally defined as the act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitals. However, the act itself, is nowhere near as comedic as the word. Few men charitably desire the prestige and nobility associated with being a serenading cunnilinguist.

Ironically, the very same men, who abhor cunnilingus, are those stimulating the defiled genitals of our herpes infested society.

If I may, I'd like to echo the old adage, "It’s always darkest before the dawn." With the American economy claiming victims as quickly as the plague, we are casting our scapegoats. And in what better fashion, than en lieu of Sean Penn's vivacious performance in MILK, to cast the homosexuals of California as scape goats by voting yes on Proposition 8.

Now, I'm not a gay activist, but I am human, and I do battle demons, just like the rest of society. With that said, who am I to judge two loving consensual partners in a world where the sacred sacrament of marriage is annulled annually.

If you ask me, the sacrament itself lost its luster, long before gay marriage became a "fad." Why limit those who love each other to "civil unions" when two random people can drop some acid, throw back a couple of shots of tequila, and be wed within an hour of making acquaintance.

Lastly, I'd like to thank Hank Moody, for granting me entry to the secret society of Blogging.